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Saturday, April 30, 2016
Santa : Sorry to learn about your father's demise. May his soul rest in peace. I am sure he has left you a lot.
Banta : Yes, he has.
Santa: Like what?
Banta: A lot of debt.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Alex went to the salon and asked the owner, "Hey Max, how long would I have to wait for a haircut?"
Max looked at the customers waiting and replied, "About an hour". On hearing this, Alex left.
He returned next week and asked Max, "Hey, how long is the waiting time for a haircut?"
Max looked at the customers already waiting, and replied, "About an hour." Alex left.
The week after that, Alex came again and asked the same question, "Hey Max, how long would I have to wait for a haircut?"
Max replied, "An hour or so." Alex left quietly.
Max was intrigued and asked a friend in the shop, "Paul, do me a favour. Please follow that guy and see where he goes."
Paul returned in a while and could not stop laughing. Max asked, "Well this has to be funny. So where did he go??"
Paul replied, "Your home!!"
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
David saw his colleague Alfred walk into the office in a brand new suit. David exclaimed, "Not bad, dude! Where did you get the suit?"
Alfred smiled and replied, "Well, my wife got them for me. Pretty cool, isn't it?"
David replied, "Sure it is. Was it your anniversary?"
Alfred said, "No. beats me. The other day, I arrived home early from work, and there I found them on a chair near the bed."
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Linda was taking a walk when she noticed a small kid crying at the corner of the street. She bent and asked the little boy why he was crying.
The boy, sobbing loudly, replied, "My uncle threw our three little puppies in the drain."
Linda, horrified by what she had just heard, reacted angrily, "Your uncle is evil. How could he do such a thing?"
The boy said, "That's true. He had promised that he would let me do it."
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Monday, March 7, 2016
After a heated argument with his wife Lisa, John said to himself enough is enough. He packed his bags and was walking out of the house, when Lisa screamed from behind, "Hope you have a slow and agonizing death, you swine!"
John shot back, "So now you don't want me to go.."
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