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Monday, May 23, 2016

After marriage

Rob says to Lisa, "Will you continue to love me just as much even after we get married?"

Lisa replies, "Even more darling! I just adore married men!"

Friday, May 20, 2016


Joseph says to his hostel roommate, "Alex, I have been cheated!"

Alex said, "Who cheated you? How?"

Joseph replied, "My own parents! I asked them to send me money for books, and guess what did they send me........books!!"


Thursday, May 19, 2016

Boyfriend joke-Trust

Nuria said to her boyfriend who was going on a road trip with his friends "I trust you Alex. Just remember one thing, my trust and your bones with break together."

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Santa's aspiration

God appears in front of Santa Singh of India and says, "Tell me son. What do you aspire for?"

Santa Singh says, "All I want is a job, a room full of cash, and respite from this heat."

"So be it!", says God.

Santa Singh is not employed as a security guard of a Bank's ATM.


Monday, May 16, 2016

Blowing money

Sally says to her husband Jack, "Listen you need to stop drinking. You are spending all our money on alcohol."

Jack replies, "And what about you blowing a 100 dollars in the beauty salon? Isn't that wasting money?"

Sally says, "C'mon Jack, you know why I go there - so I look beautiful to you."

Jack replies, "And what do you think I drink alcohol for?"


Friday, May 13, 2016

Just like Mom

It was Juan's 35th birthday and he was celebrating with friends. One of his friends, Pepe asked him, "You should get married now. Haven't you found a woman?"

Juan replied, "Well, over the years,  I have brought many girlfriends home to meet my mom but she didn't like anyone."

Pepe said "That's an age old problem, but I know the solution. Get a girl who is just like your Mom."

Juan meets Pepe again after a couple of weeks and Pepe asks him, "Well how is it going? Did you find a girl your Mom would like?"

Juan replied without enthusiasm, "Ya I did. She is just like Mom. And Mom was all praises for her."

Pepe asked, "Then what's the trouble dude? Why the long face?"

Juan replied, "Dad doesn't like her."


Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Distant brother

Laurel: Who is this boy?
Hardy: He is my distant brother.
Laurel: What do you mean by that??!
Hardy: Well, there are seven other brothers between us.