Saturday, October 31, 2009

Really funny jokes-Awful fight

Jim and Sally had an awful fight. Sally told Jim, "I want a divorce and before I kick you out you can take three things with you!"
Jim pondered for a few moments and angrily replied, "Okay witch! I want my golf clubs, shoes and my balls!" and stormed out the door.
Later that week Jim was starting to tee up with his pals on the first tee and they asked Jim, "Hey, if she only gave you a choice of three things to take with you why did you pick your clubs, shoes and balls?"
Jim looked at them with a disgusted look and said, "Duh, she's going to get my balls anyway so I took them now before I lost 'em!!"