Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hilarious jokes-Return tickets

Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Israel and Abraham find themselves on the same overturned lifeboat. The water is freezing, sharks are cruising by, and the boat is slowly sinking.

"Oh, well" said Israel, "It could have been worse".

"Worse? How could it be worse?", screamed Abraham.

"Well, we could have bought return tickets!"