Friday, June 4, 2010

Funny redneck jokes-You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if

1. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
2. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
3. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
4. You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.
5. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
6. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
7. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
8. You have a rag for a gas cap.
9. Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
10. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.