Saturday, June 12, 2010

Good jokes-You might be a Caffeine Addict if

You might be a Caffeine addict if...

* Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.

* You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.

* You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.

* Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.

* You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.

* Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.

* You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill.

* You can't remember the last time you blinked.

* The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.

* Your dog's name is Folgers.

* You see nothing wrong with using water joe (caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.

* You could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.