Monday, September 6, 2010

Clean jokes-Walk out during sermon

'I hope you didn't take it personally, Father, 'an embarrassed woman said after a church service, 'when my husband walked out during your sermon.'

'I did find it rather disconcerting,' the vicar replied.

'It's not a reflection on you, Father' insisted the church goer.
'Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.'