Monday, November 29, 2010

Four funny wedding shorts

1) The five essential words for a good marriage: 'I apologize' and 'You are right.'

2) A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation.

3) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

4) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.