Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Redneck Sayings

Redneck Sayings

1. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

2. "Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’"

3. "She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm."

4. "It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

5. "My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull."

6. "He’s as country as cornflakes."