Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Adult jokes-Pulled a muscle

Two old men sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat.

"How are you, Richard?" asked George.

"I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterly exhausted," replied Richard.

"I've pulled a muscle and it's killing me."

"I'm surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," said George.

Richard yawned and said: "Well it does if you pull it a hundred times in one night"!