Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Really funny jokes-At the old folks home

An elderly couple were sitting in the old folks home when the bloke turns to the woman next to him and says, "How about a bit of nookie?" The woman agrees and they go along to his room.

After the act is done the guy turns to the woman and says, "If I had known you were still a virgin I would have asked you to make love sooner."

The woman replies, "And if I had known that you could get such a big one I would have taken my tights off."