Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Superb pick up lines

1. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

2. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

3. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

4. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

5. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

6. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.