Tuesday, October 4, 2011

More Confucius says

Confucius says

[1] Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

[2] Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

[3] Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

[4] Man who fish in other mans' well often catch craps.

[5] Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.