Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Really funny jokes-If you didn't use

Sam and Jill, a not-so-well-to-do couple, go to a very exclusive hotel to stay for the night. The manager immediately recognized their worth but could not ask them to leave, so he decided to act smart.

The next morning, when the couple came down to settle their dues, they were surprised to find a bill of $4000 waiting for them.

Sam was annoyed and said, "What is the meaning of this? We just spent a night in this hotel!"

The manager said, "You have to understand this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, gyms, pubs and restaurants, all this is very expensive to maintain."

Sam protested,"But we didn't use any of these!"

The manager said, "If you didn't use the facilities, that's your problem."

Sam said, "In that case, you owe me $1000. You see, my wife here is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill."

"Why should I pay?" the manager was taken aback, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"

Sam replied quickly, "If you didn't use her services - that's your problem!"