Friday, June 15, 2012

Clean jokes-Within

The Dalai Lama goes to a vendor selling hamburgers and says, "I want one with everything."

The vendor gives him one and says, "Four bucks."

The Dalai Lama hands him a $5 bill, and waits for the vendor to give him the change but the vendor seems to be ignoring him.

The Dalai Lama finally asks, "Where's my change?"

The burger vendor replies, "Change only comes from within."