Sunday, June 10, 2012

Lawyer jokes-Marital status

Lawyer: What is your name?
Witness: James Brien
Lawyer: And what is your marital status?
Witness: Fair

Lawyer: Are you married?
Witness:: Nope, I'm divorced.
Lawyer: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
Witness: A lot of things I didn't know about.