Saturday, September 22, 2012

Really funny jokes-Final list of things to do in the Library

A final list of things you can do in the LIBRARY..

1. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, “Never mind.

2. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, “BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. .

3. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, “Your just jealous ‘cause the voices are talking to ME!!!?

4. Say, “Who’s Freddie??Then act like you didn’t say anything.

5. Say, “Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!

6. Introduce your self by saying, “Hi! I’d like a hamburger, and a green South America please.?When they ask what your problem is, say, “Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I’m sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!?and run off.

7. Continuously rub a book while chanting, “Come out, come out. I know you’re in there!?When they ask what you’re doing, say, “I’m calling the book genie out!?/font>

8. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, “Will you sign my autograph?!??Make sure you say MY.

9. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you’re doing, say happily, “I’m roosting!?

10. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you’re doing, say, “I’m counting my brain cells!?

11. Stick a ‘kick me?sing on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.

12. Repeat every thing they say to you.

13. Ask them, “Have you ever had an orange juice bath??When they look at you strangely, say, “What??

14. Look up suddenly and yell, “Ohh no!? When they ask you what happened, say, “Nothing.?Then do it again.

15. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, “Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!?

16. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, “Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!

17. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.

18. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.

19. Say to him/her, “You have the right to remain silent!?

20. Pat your stomach and say, “Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well.?

21. Get a child’s book like “Green Eggs and Ham?and complain that there is no glossary.

22. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, “Wow! Did you know that ‘affirmative?and ‘yes? mean the same thing??

23. Say, “Omph!?like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, “What? How’d this stain get here??while motioning to the ketchup.