Sunday, December 9, 2012

Really funny jokes-Drownology

An over-smart tourist was traveling by boat in Hong Kong.

he asked the boatman "Do you know how all life on earth came from the sea?"

Boatman: "No!"

Tourist: "Do you know Biology?"

Boatman: "No, Not much!"

Tourist: "Do you know anything about Psychology, Geography, or Geology?"

Boatman: "No"

Tourist: "Really!! Then What the hell do you know, do you want to die of illiteracy!"

After sometime, the boat started to sink, so the boatman asked the tourist :

Boatman: "Do you know Swimology & Escapology?"

The scared Tourist: "No!! why??"

Boatman: "Really!! Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology"