Sunday, December 30, 2012

Really funny jokes-Henpecked Husbands

Henpecked Husbands

* He comes right out and says what she tells him to Think.

* She does not have to raise the roof, all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.

* He always has the last word - he says, "I'm sorry".

* He was a man about town; she has turned him into a mouse around the house.

* The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry.

* He was a dude before marriage - now he is Subdued.

* He goes to a woman dentist - it's a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.