Saturday, April 20, 2013

Hilarious jokes-In jail

Two old men, John and David, met at a park.

John said, "Hey, where have you been all these years?"

David replied, "I was in jail."

"What? What did you do?" asked John.

David said, "Well, I was standing at the marketplace when this pretty young thing appeared with a policeman, pointed to me and said, 'That's the guy, Officer. He's the one who raped me'."

"What? And you let her accuse you like that?" exclaimed John.

"Well, you know I felt so flattered, I had to admit to it," replied David.