Thursday, April 25, 2013

Very funny jokes-Improvements in English

Authorities in Europe made an announcement - It was agreed that English be adopted as the preferred language for European communications, as opposed to German, which was the other choice.

There were fierce negotiations, in which The Queen's Govt admitted that English spelling needed improvement, and accepted a three-year phased plan called EurEnglish (Eurin for short). The details follow:

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c" ' Sertainly, sivil servants will be happy to reseive this news. Also, the hard "C" will be replased with "k", klearing up konfusion, and typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph " will be replased by "f" This will make words like 'fotograf' a lot shorter.

Very soon, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible, Governments will encourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in th languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

After that by the end of the second year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th " by "z", and "w" wiz "v".

During ze third year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords Containing "ou". and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl Zer vil be no mor trubls or diftkultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.