Sunday, March 30, 2014

No need

Alex, the shepherd heads to town to buy supplies for his sheep.
While loading up his pickup, he sees Alice, the hooker.

"Hello sweety," he asks, "so what are you charging these days?"

"Hundred bucks," Alice replies.

"If every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you women," Alex spit out in disgust.

"Of yeah?" she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't need you men, either."