Wednesday, May 14, 2014

What are you doing tonight?

Danny's doorbell was ringing and when he answered it, he found his pretty neighbour Sally, pacing restlessly at his door.

Sally, who had recently got a divorce, said to him, "Dan, I am feeling so lonely, I can't take it anymore. I want to let my hair down, get drunk & want to have a good time. What are you doing tonight?"

Danny replied quickly, "I am free!"

"Wonderful." Sally said. "Can you take care of my kids?"