Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Buffalo on the road

Jerry was driving his car in the countryside, when a very fat woman on a scooter zipped past him.

Jerry yelled, "Hey! Buffalo!"

The fat woman turned her head and yelled back, "You idiotic moron!"

The next thing she knew was that she was lying flat on on road and her scooter lay upside down. She realized she had an accident. It was a buffalo crossing the road that Jerry was warning her about!