Monday, November 10, 2014

Can't smoke here

Mike buys a pack of cigarettes from a store and proceeds to light a cigarette.

The store-keeper yells, "Hey, you can't smoke in here!"

Mike says, "But I bought it from your store."

The store-keeper shoots back, "Oh really, smart fella! We also sell condoms here, that does not imply that you can start using them here."