Thursday, November 13, 2014

Neither do I

Ted and Diana met at a night club. After a couple of drinks, they decided to go to Diana's place. After a night full of passion, Diana was the first one to wake up.

She went to the kitchen, and called out, "Honey, would you like bed-tea?"

Ted replied, "No sugar, I will join you in the kitchen."

Diana said, "Darling, would you like corn flakes with milk for breakfast?"

Ted replied, "Sweety, I would prefer wheat flakes, thanks!"

Diana said, "Wait a minute...don't tell me you don't remember my name either!!"