Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Proud daddy

When Jim came back from school, David could feel something was wrong with his son.

David asked, "How was school? Something wrong?"

Jim replied, "The principal threw me out of school."

David said, "What the hell did you do boy?"

Jim replied, "There is this boy in my class called Pete. He was bragging to me that sticks and stones may break his bones but he ain't afraid of words."

David,"So what?"

Jim said, "So I threw my wordbook at him!"

David exclaimed, "Proud of you, son!"