Monday, December 25, 2017

No Satisfaction

Judge Simons looked at the couple and asked, "Mr. Warner, why are you filing for separation from your wife?"

Mr. Warner replied, "Because I don't get satisfaction with her."

Judge Simons then asked the lady, "Mrs. Warner, do you want to say something about this?"

Mrs. Warner barked, "The entire locality gets satisfaction! Only this idiot has a problem."