Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Happy neighbor

The inspector asked Jerry, "Your neighbor's wife is missing. So why have you come to file a missing person's complaint? Did you have an affair with her?"

Jerry replied, "No sir, I never had any affair with her. It's just that I am not able to stand my neighbor's happiness! It's been 4 days since his wife is missing, and he has been partying every night!"