Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Let the lady go!

Bob the thief had been eyeing the Evans mansion for quite some time. One day, he broke into the mansion and found a man and a woman inside. He tied up the lady and pointing a gun, hissed to the guy, "Take me to the electronic safe..NOW!"

The guy started crying and said to Bob, "Take what you want but please let the lady go. She is my neighbour's wife! Mine will walk into the house any time!"